From the Depths of Wikipedia

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 1:28 am

Ancient History wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unfulfille ... redictions

I will now make a startling new prophecy:

Prophecy wrote:The world will NOT end on October 7th, 2015, and Christ will NOT return on February 28th, 2013. The Earth WILL continue spinning on it's axis until it realizes that existence is too "mainstream", at which point it will then continue to exist "ironically" and wear really obnoxious glasses.

Or until the sun blows up. Either one.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:39 am

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ron

Not this one.

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:59 pm

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Omniverse

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:10 pm

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Expelled_from_the_Garden

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:22 am

Oh, man, that series is awesome multiplied by sauce. It's just pure Kirby-esque madness.

angelfromanotherpin · Tue Jun 16, 2015 11:12 pm

That puffin has his work cut out for him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_word

Shrapnel · Post by **Shrapnel** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 2:06 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_of_needles

Next to insects and spiders, this is my second greatest phobia.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 2:10 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:58 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_dark_matter

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_cross

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_lead ... nscription

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girdle-measurers

Prak · Post by **Prak** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:33 am

Ancient History wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_lead ... nscription

I thought that said "inspection" and was disappointed when I clicked over. "Roman lead pipe inspection" could have been any number of exciting, amusing things.

Edit: In fact, I'm going to have to write that into something some day.

They knocked at the door and shuffled slightly, waiting for the answer.

"Who is it?" came a voice from the other side.

"Uh... Roman lead pipe inspection!" they responded, extemporaneously, glancing at the dented metal instrument in their hand.

The knob turned, the same voice from the other side getting out "I didn't even know we had-" as they opened the door before their head was savagely inspected with the lead pipe.